Let me tell you!

Ok, so I spent 20 minutes this morning meticulously making a plan for the entire day, which went straight to shit 20 minutes later when the realtor called & said we were having a showing at 3:15.  Diva had a meltdown, bff had to come over in her jams because I was having a meltdown. Got house squared away, skyped hubby in Slovakia, then spilled fabreese pinesol shit all over the floor & carpet about 10 minutes before client came to view house.  Needless to say, I was half an hour late getting my son from school.

Get him, drive back to house to let out dog from crate, pee, grab snack, etc., then, as I’m driving to my ex-husband’s place for my son’s jujitsu lesson, “coolant low” in red letters comes on.  I am half-way there, but call the Jag dealer.  Tell the dumb cunt on the phone where I’m at, and she says not to worry, just bring it in, and they’ll add coolant, but not to worry.

Hang up, and my car starts knocking.  I get a fourth of the way down Fucking Central Expressway – with both Diva & Boo, plus best friend, and smoke/steam staerts pouring from my car.  So bad, in fact, that firemen pull over to check on us.  My son goes into hysterics that the car is on fire & he wants out, which the firemen calmed him down, since what I was saying just didn’t register.

I call Jag screaming, I call roadside assistasnce (on speed dial – it is a Jag), & the great service stopped! I was told to ride in with the tow truck driver! With a baby in a carseat, & my husband out of the country?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?!?!

So, I call my mom, she & daddy come to get Diva, since my ex juyst picked up my son (again, on the side of Central Expressway!!!!).  my dad wants to kill everyone by the time he gets there & sees me & his grand daughter stranded by ParkPlace Jaguar of Plano.

Erin & I get in the tow truck and we head to Jag. Oh yeah, they know me by sight. sheila even tolkd the poirter to get my car & hurry – Possibly because of my colorful language & hiugh pitch. They did not want another live tantrum.  So, I grabbed a few drinks & headed over to the flaming piece of dog shit that sold us these motherfucking lemons, Joe.

Told Joe I would have our attorney look into lemon laws in Texas, and that I am done with these cars, and to pull records of service since our purchase in September, and make sure his GM would be around to speak to my husband after his flight arrives. 

Get to the nail spa an hour or so late. Holly was awesome, my nails were wet, so she just poured the wine in my mouth for me – now that is service!!!! Then, as we are finishing up, my lawyer, who is also one of my oldest friends, tells me one of our mutual friends was found dead in his apartment.

What a motherfucking day! Only a few more minutes till it is over – thank God! Not sure I can handle anything else today!!!

See, this shit always happens to me. Fuck, I wanna be someone else!!!

House for sale

Ok, so the house should remain dusted, vacuumed, mopped, and basically spotless,  all while living on about 1/4 of my normal necessities, which, by thge way are all stored in the garage!  Needless to say, my place was a disaster, but we got a call, and the house looked great! I missed my skpe call, tho.  What a day?!?! Crashing from the ADHD meds, but thgey helped all day.  Babies are asleep, so I am about to put away clean laundry!

Oh man!!

Adhd meds, prozac, and coffee! I am friggin’ rocking today! Getting better at remembering and focusing, already. Diva is playing while I update ya’ll.  Same frigging kid who keeps bullying my son is at it again.  I finally gave in and told him the next time this creaton puts a half eaten chip into my son’s food, get up, knock him in the face
till he bleeds, then take him to the ground & get him in a choke hold until teachers pull him off. I have my 2nd teacher conference in 5 days, but am tired of this one kid singling out my son. Be damned the consequences! Mommy has issues with rage, so they really don’t want to punish my kid for defending himself.  We have tried all peaceful methods, but since Bully-boy knows my Boo can’t fight back, he has become the target.  F that!  Dammit. Now I need a Klonipin.  Diva is so happy being free to roam the house (freshly vacuumed, mopped, and baby-proofed, for the most part.  Gotta get the trash out, trim tree, add some garbage from the garage, mainly Hubby’s things, shower, then head out for the afternoon.  Need to put away laundry and file, but f that shit, I’m rollin!  Oh yeah, follow-up with primary doctor after rushing Boo to Childrens Medical last week. Thought it was appendix. Nope, just really bad gas. Out of network, too. Mother. . .

House for sale

Ok, so the house should remain dusted, vacuumed, mopped, and basically spotless,  all while living on about 1/4 of my normal necessities, which, by thge way are all stored in the garage!  Needless to say, my place was a disaster, but we got a call, and the house looked great! I missed my skpe call, tho.  What a day?!?! Crashing from the ADHD meds, but thgey helped all day.  Babies are asleep, so I am about to put away clean laundry!

Rocking rolling!

Adhd meds & prozac, plus coffee – dude, sweet! Diva chased robo thru the house, and wish I would have filmed that shit! Hysterical!!! Crap. House showing at 6 tonight means I gotta clean like a mofo! Was searching through boxes for Hubs travel pillow, so not only do I have to get Diva a bottle, clean the house, but drag boxes back to the garage! Yep. I got this. Plus, I got a peep coming to help!

Blood pressure is high, so I figure a shot might help?!

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ADHD

Start my ADHD meds tomorrow!! Am super stoked, too.  Hopeful they will help. Glad I finally found an amazing husband who has encouraged me to get help, rather than threaten to snap my neck, cheat on me, then run out on me and a baby.  Every issue my ex had with me was easily explained away by my shrink.  I needed help, and he was a bastard.  Pisses me oiff just thinking about it.  So glad I have my son, but he came with a high price tag.  5 yeasrs of abuse (verbal) before I got away.  It really ticks me off. My husband now is everything I expoected, hoped, and prayed for, and when I think of how different they are, I’m just sick I wasted so much time before I found him. 

I should have known. When my sister &best friends hated the guy, that shoulkd have been a clue! Tookie, Wade,  & Irma tried to warn me. Oh well, I have my prince now, and the Paxil, Prozac, Klonipin, & Vyvanse help. If not, there’s a cold bottle of el milagro, sliced lime, & salt, plus, I always have my wine, dear ones.

Love to you all.  Now, I am missing my hubby, so a quick shot, then laundry.

WTF

Ok, so I have been pulling all-nighters trying to get tge house on the market. Had 2 days of open houses, & 0 shows! Forgot paxil twice, and have a few OCD bald spots.  Shrink in 2 days. Cannot focus.  Long day. About to crash.

WTF

Ok, so I have been pulling all-nighters trying to get tge house on the market. Had 2 days of open houses, & 0 shows! Forgot paxil twice, and have a few OCD bald spots.  Shrink in 2 days. Cannot focus.  Long day. About to crash.

Moving blows!!!!

So, getting the garage sale done, working on flower beds, boxing up everything for the realtor staging, not to mention cleaning for the maids, who, by the frigging way are two days late, grocery shopping, multiple trips to Lowes, then a birthday party.  Did I mention my husband has a cracked tooth and requires surgery, so is on pennicillin, making him sick, and hydrocodone, making him sleep.  For those keeping score, the baby is cutting her eye teeth, my son wants my attention, and my appointment with my shrink Isn’t foir 15 more days.  Took 2 energy drinks and my eyes are heavy as bricks! WTF?!?!  This is insanity!

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