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Let me fill you bitches in on my life. Yeah, Zen, and the Dali Lama can kiss my pale, white, Irish, Texas ass!!  FML!! F. M. L. – Seriously!! So, it takes roughly 3 hours to make it from Galveston to San Antonio.  After 3 wrecks, one of which was a fatality (we close highways […]
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So, here we are, leaving Galveston Island State Park. I totally found my zen! We all slept so well last night that none of us wanted to wake up. There is just something about unplugging . . . Or maybe it’s sitting and watching the ocean. Somewhere in the last 48 hours, I just let […]
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The ugly cry. Women all know exactly what that is. It’s when you are really moved by a moment or event that you lose all control over your ability to control your facial expression or stop the tears from falling.  Think of it like walking into a hurricane-force wind, or driving a speedboat at 70 […]
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I say plenty . . . About my crazy daughter, and my perpetually injured son. I say plenty about the level of crazy I seem to always wind up in. What I don’t say is how absolutely insane I am about my kids, and how daily, I do find at least a few shreds of […]
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I have no words for the last seven days. There are no explitives to adequately describe that week sufficiently. None! Just a damn hot mess! Day one: Get a call from school nurse regarding head-to-head collision involving my son. Call specialist. Ex says do not take him, that he needs to toughen up. Find out […]
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We all know about first world problems. I want to spend a moment talking about one in particular that has become quite bothersome for me; The third row problem. I live in Plano. Yes, Plano and Addison were most likely the first two cities in the DFW metroplex whose police vehicles were suburbans. That makes […]
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Southern. Hot. Mess. I say! Somebihyaaatch. My life has just completely taken this phrase to a new level.  I’m an emotional badass, I’ve decided. I’d have to be to get through the ridiculous living nightmare that has been my life the last 13 months! Again, mess is not sufficient. The level of batshit crazy I’ve […]
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Pros & Cons First off, let me say this – Wow. Just wow. The place is enormous & overwhelming. The lobby is much more welcoming and inviting than the deadpan desk staff.  The help at the information desk is less than knowledgeable, too, so if you have a question, you’ll need to chat with an online […]
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